Friday, August 27, 2004

I can't stand Vincent Gallo

Just can't. Reading up on his new movie "The Brown Bunny" I just can't believe what a narcissistic ass this guy is. He's quite often the writer, director, producer, editor, and STAR of his movies. And supposedly he got Chloe Sevigny to actually have sex with him in this movie.
Often the movies wouldn't be terrible if he wasn't actually acting in them.
"Truth or Consequences, N.M." would have been OK without him. He was terrible in "The Funeral" but at least it was watchable due to Christopher Walken was in it. (And Chris Penn is the best Penn brother)
It reminds me of the movie "Habit" where Larry Fessenden writes, directs, and stars in the movie. Although the movie's so bad it just might be worth watching. Gotta love it when the male lead is a butt-ugly, fall-down drunk who's missing a front tooth. At least he gets some hot vampire sex.

Also, watched "Hidalgo" last night. Terrible. Hey, I have Blockbuster Movie Pass so it's unlimited rentals are making me attempt to watch every movie in the store. Really a good deal though.
Seriously though, I would think Viggo Mortensen would try to do a movie where he's not riding a horse so he doesn't get typecast as "the horse-riding guy" after LOTR.

Speaking of, and while I'm ranting waiting for lunch, questionable career decisions: Orlando Bloom. OK, LOTR - big break for the unknown actor. He's a pretty boy so he can make some crazy money opening movies b/c every 8-18 year old girl (and Sarah) will go fawn over him. What's his next two big films? "Pirates of the Carribean" and "Troy". With Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt respectively. Orlando can't act (yes he was good as Legolas in LOTR but that his particular brand of overacting was tailor made for that character), he needs to be in movies where he's the prettiest person in there, and he goes in movies with Depp and Pitt? Another post-LOTR movie is "Ned Kelly" with Heath Ledger, who's basically got the same appeal as Mr. Bloom so he's splitting the vote there. He should fire his agent.

I should punch myself in the nuts for using "LOTR". Especially that many times.

3 Comments:

At 2:25 PM, Blogger The Head said...

Christina Ricci is kinda hot. Although I was creeped out by the thatch of lower back hair in "Monster".
Who would of thought that Christina Ricci making out with Charlize Theron would be so disgusting?
What the hell is the beer bandit? A little gnome that suprises you with beer during the early afternoon? You're a damn, dirty drunk St. Jude. At least you're on beer and not vodka/ Code Red Mountain Dew.
Hopefully the whiskey bandit will ring my bell later.

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger The Head said...

OK, Sealab 2021 reference. I'm ashamed.
Also there's a new Mountain Dew - Pitch Black.
That's just aching to be mixed with vodka St. Jude. Sooo disgusting. What's that drink's name?
You should educat the masses on your specialty drinks.

 
At 8:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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