Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Happy Birthday!

Leonard Cohen turns 70!
If that's not a reason to go out and drink I can't imagine what is. Going to Tayst tonight. Yep the restaurant with the cognac tasting (always ends up an early night when you have 4 cognacs in quick succession after dinner) and bourbon root beer float (it's actually fabulous). Am taking Erin and T-Bone out to celebrate my big win in online poker since he's the one that got me started.

Lecturing today so I should probably run through it before I actually get in front of those bastards.


I swear to God, one of these days I'm gonna burn this place down.
- Captain Murphy

On that note, Sealab 2021 "The Legend of Baggy Pants" is probably the greatest 15 minutes of television ever.

8 Comments:

At 9:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold the phones! I'm assuming when you mention a T-Bone you are not talking about Cheddarback, right? So there are 2 people that you know with the nickname of T-Bone? Thats awesome.

Good luck on the new job search. And yes, "Legend" is the best 15 minutes. Next to "Muphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch" -

"She says '69, you mean beef with broccoli?'"
"Wow, sexist and racist"
"Yeah, I got a bunch of those"

Turbo

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger The Head said...

Man-whore aye? But I became a scientist to leave that life. Constantly hustling to make a buck and then spending it all on black tar heroin to numb myself enough to get back out there to make more money so I could get more junk, etc.
Plus the only people I had sex with are fat chicks and hairy guys.
Plus I've gained 15 lbs since I moved down here so that would mean the chicks are fatter and the guys hairier.

Turbo, this is a different T-bone. Cheddarback will always be Cheddarback here.

I need to post those picutes from Chicago.

 
At 9:41 AM, Blogger The Head said...

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At 9:42 AM, Blogger The Head said...

I'd put "Legend" above "Feng-shui" but it could be a ceiling effect. They're both wonderful.

Hesh wants poppers!

No ball, no tip. I swear to God I'll stiff ya son.

How do you like them apples hoe-bag? And how do you like those very same apples Eggers?

White Russian. And keep 'em coming!

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, they both definately are wonderful. The only reason I think I like Feng Shui better is because they all pronounce Feng Shui a different way, and Meatwad and Master Shake are in the ending to it. Plus, thats the first time you see anyone playing that balloon game and you hear the line "Bonus Pretzel". Then Shake goes on to break everything with a baseball bat. Legend doesn't have anyone else but Murphy in it (and Monster and normal Hesh), which I guess you can make an arguemnt either way for.

Turbo

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger The Head said...

Ah ha, thank you big green phone! You're
the one thing I'm keeping when I torch this dump.

Who knows better? Me, or a know nothing like you, who knows nothiiiing?

 
At 5:21 PM, Blogger Isabella said...

Physics majors are way hot.

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger The Head said...

Oh God no! Physics majors are trolls.

 

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