People they should have killed and when they should have killed them.
Paul Newman - 1977 - right after "Slapshot". Some would say 1973 after "The Sting" and some would make a case for sparing him for "Nobody's Fool" or "The Color of Money" but just look at "Cool Hand Luke", "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", or "Hud" and you'll see why I say kill him. Wait until after "Slapshot" though.
Ozzy Osbourne - 1978 - not only would we be spared watching the Prince of Darkness stumbling around like a pants-pooping nursing home resident but he wouldn't have had any kids yet.
Robert DeNiro - 1995 - after "Casino". No "Meet the Parents", "Analyze This" (or "That"), "City by the Sea", etc. He's be a badass for all time.
Al Pacino - 1993 - Right after "Carlito's Way". He's a caricature of himself now. NO MORE YELLING!
Clint Eastwood - 1992 - right after "The Unforgiven". We'd be spared REALLY gross love scenes.
Marlon Brando - 1954 - no brainer. Why couldn't he be in the car w/ Dean in 1955?
Jack Nicholson - 1989 - Right after "Batman".
Hunter S. Thompson - 1991 - Right after "Songs of the Doomed"
Mike Tyson - 1988 - As soon as Rooney left
Dennis Miller - not sure, mid-90's
Denis Leary - 1993 - Right after "No Cure for Cancer" - soooo sick of seeing him in terrible shows working his "Working Stiff" schtick.
That's about all I have the energy for now.
posted by The Head @ 3:01 PM
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4 Comments:
Wow, that's a lot. 'Cause he's a Pimp.
Although he is quite old so it makes sense.
That strumpet! I will investigate immediately!
Mr. Wells is a bird. He must be free. Just like MC Chris.
I fear no woman will ever be able to tame him. His song would not sound as sweet were he caged.
Brando in 54? Are you forgeting about The Godfather? Seriously. And Nicholson and De Niro? Hows about not killing them, but just not allowing them to make movies after those years. That, I'd agree with. You're dead nuts on with everyone else.
Tovo
KILL EVERYONE EVER THIRTY!
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