Hugh Jackman sucks as Wolverine.
Yep, super timely post here.
Screw you, anyways I was watching one of the X-Men movies the other day. Something about Jackman's Wolverine always bothered me. It's his running. First off, he runs like a sissy. Second, this is Wolverine who's all rage-filled and whatnot. He should be lunging at you out of control and crash right into you. Not stutter-stepping into you. In the second movie when he goes all raging at the SWAT team in the mansion there's a scene where he's charging some of the commandos. He's doing this pussified yell while running at them. He's running while standing straight up and down and he pulls up at the end before he slashes. Twatariffic!
In the 3rd movie he does something similar in the forest when that guy is throwing shit at him. At least here he slams into the guy but when he's running he's deflecting shit with his claws while doing his fast babysteps.
Get some friggin' wires on him or something.
Also, Wolverine shouldn't be attractive. Women should not be turned on by him with his shirt off.
Man, that was an incredibly geeky post. I'm going to kick my own ass now.
posted by The Head @ 11:58 AM
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I agree. And he's too tall.
Too bad Dougray Scott was wasting his time on MI:2. He would've been much better.
I absolutely hate jackmans Wolverine.. Too pretty, too tall.. And no where's near as ferocious, and gruff.. Jackman doesn't have the presence to pull off Wolverine, he's six foot tall and all I see is a Broadway pansy.. Short, jacked, and mean.. And hairy, with a complete alpha mentality of a runt with power.
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