Recipe for Awesomeness.
Eat 2 bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit value meals for breakfast. Skip out of work early. Screw off the rest of the day. Then get drunk and play poker. Get to the final 7 out of 600 with a shitload of chips. Piss them all away in one hand due to a huge drunken mistake. Drink more. Get to bed about 1:30.
Wake up at 6:30. Go lift. Lift really heavy squat. There, that's better. Feeling great! Blech.
Stop at alpine bagel. Get every aspect of your order messed up and say fuck it. Eat it anyway. Blech.
Come in to work. Walk around. Almost make coffee but the only coffee here is the chocolate rasberry type from Topiary Girl. Think about walking WAY downstairs to the coffeeshop. Decide it's too much effort.
Type a lame post.
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posted by The Head @ 9:32 AM
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3 Comments:
Somebody else post something.
We're not talking about Rhodes Scholars here.
If it rhymes, or almost rhymes, then it's in.
I guess that should be "Rhoade's" scholar.
Obviously I'm not one.
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