New quotes I like

"facts are stupid things"
- Agassiz

"quotably, anecdotally, drunk"
-Steve King on Dylan Thomas (not Stephen King, you turds. Also, how much of a drunk do you have to be for Charlie Chaplin to rebuke you?)

"The two of you are accomplished at both the art of drinking and the science of acting sober. Remaissance men, indeed...."
- Gary Regan