Perspective, people

So I'm watching one of the celebrity poker shows on TV and they all play for charity. These kind of shows are always priceless. Invariably, they're each talking about the charities they're playing for and I laugh/want to punch. It always goes something like: 1) "I'm playing for "Caring for Children of Families with AIDS. These children have been through so much and need our help.", 2) "I'm playing for a foundation that gives reconstructive surgery to women that have been the victim of domestic abuse. It gives them the opportunity to start rebuilding their shattered lives.", 3) "I'm playing for the Whatever Fund that assists 3rd world citizens to become self sufficient. These people have been living in abject poverty and this charity helps them start climbing out of that cycle.", and 4) "I'm playing for VH1's "Save the Music" because music is soooo important to our children and many school music programs are underfunded. This is a tragedy because we cannot let these children grow up without music."
Which one of these is not like the other one? Which one of these does not belong? (make sure you sing this in your head.)
WTF? Always some uber-rich rock star doing this too. After everyone else has already told us about their charity - making it look even worse. Now I like music (hate most musicians) but let's get a little perspective people. Band for little Brandon or food for an orphan? Hmmm, tough one.

And shut-up, I realize that money going to one doesn't neccessarily take money from the other but it's just creepy hearing about all these other charities and some douchebag with too much gel in his hair is getting all passionate about Save the Music.