Oh, the humanity!

I was going to avoid discussing any food or beverage for a while since some of my loyal readership are thinking I'm getting a little too hoity-toity with that stuff (condsidering this is coming from a drunken film snob, a drunken vegetarian, and a drunken fat guy I shouldn't really worry about it) but this is too much.

For the anti-clicking crowd, it's announcing a new DIET whiskey.