And I hate this woman most of all

This woman.
I have a drinking problem! I have 7 drinks over 6 hours on the weekend. I need to have an alka-seltzer the next day! I'm out of control!

I see these articles all the time in magazines. Seriously, learn how to have a real vice people.

Also, Lady Head told me we were leaving work now. Then she changed her mind. That's incredibly cruel.