I just won a bunch of money gambling and I'm not sure whether to A) Retile my kitchen (sounds boring but it needs it), or B) Buy a gigundous friggin' TV. I'm leaning towards the latter. Other ideas would be appreciated.
Good Lord Sir! Quite the opposite. I was quite honored to be the subject of your post. I have been out of town celebrating my birthday. I appreciate the offer of pickup at the Port Authority. I may need it. Bring your billy club to beat off creditors.
Did you ever think about buying your lovely wife a present? Perhaps that golf-cart she's always dreamt of? Its a loooooong way down the driveway to check the mail...
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Good Lord Sir! Quite the opposite. I was quite honored to be the subject of your post.
I have been out of town celebrating my birthday. I appreciate the offer of pickup at the Port Authority. I may need it. Bring your billy club to beat off creditors.
Did you ever think about buying your lovely wife a present? Perhaps that golf-cart she's always dreamt of? Its a loooooong way down the driveway to check the mail...
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