And I'll be your manservant for the evening.

Well dinner last night was a smashing success. May have had too much to drink though. Two predinner martinis, wine throughout the courses, and then 2 grappas and 2 ports. Not hitting on all cylinders today, that's for sure.
Lady Head's soup was fantastico. That woman's got some talent. My lamb was wonderful of course.
Tonight Lady Head is having a Girls Night In. Sounds great for me right? Night to myself - gambling, strippers, drugs, etc.
Nope.
I'm the manservant at these things. Basically I cook appetizers and desserts for the ladies to munch on and play bartender. Lady Head has a little bell and whenever she rings it I come refresh people's drinks and such. I have to figure out what to serve. I'm thinking champagne cocktails a la An Affair to Remember. Seems perfect for Girls Night In. In the past I've served cosmopolitans, blue martinis, etc. but I quickly learned that the other women did not have the tolerance of Lady Head and there were a lot of very drunk women very early in the night.
Have you seen my balls? I need them back.
Well, I do have some work to do today so I'm off.

Oh, and R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell.