Back to my roots
Hey! Look at me! I listen to NPR!
What? Why, when I was listening to NPR today at work they said blah blah blah blah blah.
Hey, I didn't hear the first 3/4 of the conversation but I heard you use that buzzword just now and need to monopolize the next ten minutes of the conversation telling you what I learned from NPR.
Yes, I am that cultured and intellectual. I care about world events. You aren't nearly as worldly and brainy as I am because I listen to NPR. Yes, that's right. N. P. R.
Love me.
posted by The Head @ 4:20 PM
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I cut in front of NPR listeners all the time at Starbucks.
The meek shall inherit the earth, and I shall manage it for them. It's not like they'll argue.
OH, dear friends, don't hate me because i wake up to NPR and listen to it as i get ready in the morning and sometimes for company when i'm home in the evenings . . .
Wait a second. I don't have to justify myself. I actually like NPR.
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