Muthafucker
God damn. This is obviously some kind of CIA superpathogen. I mean, I'm pretty much indestructible yet I am sick as a dog. Why are they targeting me? What secrets do I know? Am I some kind of military experiment gone horribly right and now they're trying to destroy me? Am I a bomb like Gary Sinise in that shitty movie?
Fuck this shit yo.
Head down.
posted by The Head @ 2:18 PM
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Its a conspiracy because you are far too intelligent for the government to handle. The virus attacks your head through your nose. That stuff you keep sneezing out? Brain matter. Prefrontal lobe too--where all your best ideas are. In the end all the neocortex will be gone and you'll be left with a dinosaur brain. You'll be fucked, man, fucked! You'll orient to flashing lights and online poker but you will no longer be able to make profound statements about the cable-guide's witty program descriptions. The only brain structure left that will allow creative thought will be your pineal body, but you must continually douse it with ethanol to prevent the feds from reading your mind and stealing the seat of your consciousness. You'll only be able to eat, shit, play virtual games, and make monosyllabic utterances. Sorry to disapoint you, Dale Gribble, but its already happened.
Damn, I suspected as much. It's time for the Heads to go on a caper.
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