There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.
Jesus fucking Christ. These people should be fucking killed.
Seriously - fucking killed. The parents and the shrinks.
"My toddler is throwing a tantrum at Wal-Mart! He must have some kind of neurological disorder! Let's give him a shitload of drugs!"
posted by The Head @ 3:00 PM
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It's the new A.D.D!
Big Pharma inc. must have just released a new drug for childhood bipolar disorder.
Arent small children INHERENTLY bipolar? The "terrible two's" isnt a description that was just pulled out of the air. I mean that's their thing, that's what kids do... And that's what makes it a disorder in ADULTS, because they lack impulse control like children. Next thing you know they'll be prescribing Prozac for crying infants. They ARE crying so they must be depressed, right? Well we can treat that with medication! A new generation of Mother's Little Helper! Smiling drugged up babies all around!
You don't need drugs. Just be sure to yell constantly at them, "For god sakes- Stop expressing yourself! I'm trying to pretend my life didn't change by having you!"
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