Bring It On and Bring It On Again are the best fucking movies ever--A guest post by Lady Head

Bring It On and its lesser known sequellae sister Bring It On Again are the best fucking movies ever! Cheerleaders are the best, and there is no finer movie topic than competitive cheerleading. Maybe its my inner lesbian talking (first Hooter's girls, and now cheerleaders) but i love these little whooores to pieces. For those of you who have been deprived the experience, BIO is the age old California story of a head cheerleader (played by Kirsten Dunst) trying to salvage what's left of her squad after a major discovery was made that her team was scamming routines off of the lesser known and low budget ghetto-squad, the Compton City Clovers. Now these Clovers are GANGSTA BITCH cheerleaders and they are ready to throw down on Kirsten and her girls but the plot is irrelevant here because its practically non-existant and what's important are terms like "cheerocracy" and "cheertator" and "spirit fingers" and all kinds of wonderful stuff like that. And of course no cheerleading movie would be complete without the "bad rebel girl turned perky cheerleader." (played by Eliza Dushku). Sublime! And guy cheerleaders? What the bizzah is that about? Are they a) queer or b) masterminds because they spend their days grabbing the business end of a hot chick in a short skirt. In the movie, the Compton City Clovers have gentlemen cheerleaders. In Compton??? Like they wouldnt have their asses shot on a daily basis... Regardless, a classic, and nice fodder for pedophiles. And the second BIO?I believe it was one of those that went straight to video, so you know its gonna be good. Same plot-like thing (gotta-make-it-to-nationals despite-my-ragtag-squad of misfits-that i started-because i-couldnt be part of-varsity cheerleading-because the captain-didnt like-my long-haired-rebel-boyfriend) except different unknown actors. A quality film all around. So i encourage you to turn on USA tonight and you will likely catch one if not both of these fine films. Let me know how you like 'em. And you better BRING IT.