Jobbie

OK, after long consideration I've decided not to take that other job. Tough decision but I think I made the right one. The other job would've been grant rich, with more opportunities to get rich in the private sector but I'm God's gift to science. I ain't cut out for no factory line science work. No one who does that shit gets the Nobel Prize.
Also, it would be boring. I needs to challenge my noodle. The Head's gotta stay sharp.
And perhaps most importantly. You. Gentle Readers. In the new job I wouldn't have near the amount of screwoff time I do here. The blog would suffer.
So, to celebrate, I'm leaving early to go play GTA and drink. Everyone else leave and hoist one to The Head's career decision.