The Head on Fashion

OK, several people have commented on my keen fashion sense so I thought I'd share some of it with you. After all, clothes make The Head.
First off, undies. I enjoy the boxer briefs. I also wear boxers. My current boxer brief is Fruit of the Loom. The length is perfect. Not too short, not too long. Length is important. And pretty colors.
Socks, anything works.
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Pants. Day to day, you gotta go with the Adidas warmup pants. Good for anything. I like the soft ones that have a slight sheen to them. Got to be careful with your choice here. I don't like the plastic-ey ones. They should feel like pajama bottoms. Break-aways are cool at first but in the long run they're not worth it. Trust me. Also, make sure they are the ones with deep pockets as your cell-phone and shit can fall out in the car if not.
For non-warm up pants, khakis or cargo pants. Due to lifting's effects on my legs jeans aren't as comfortable as they are on chicken legged people. Still I do go with the wide-leg cut for my jeans. I find jeans pretty restrictive.
Cargo shorts are pretty standard in decent weather.
All in all, as the Ash-hole would say, pants suck, so normally, as soon as I walk in the door at home, everything comes off and I'm sitting in a pair of mesh shorts. Mesh shorts have to be the single greatest clothing invention of all time. So comfortable. Swing by any college bookstore and pick up a couple of pair. But don't get the ones with pockets. NO POCKETS.
Shirts. T-shirts of course. The good ones are of a relatively thin material. The bottom should hang down past your belt only a couple of inches. Sleeve length is important. Not too short or too long. The sleeve should end 1/2 way between the bottom of your deltoid and your elbow. And get the right size. An oversized, thick fabric t-shirt with too long of sleeves says "I'm one of those toothless, junkie, transvestite hookers you see on Cops." A tight, too short sleeved shirt says you're a conceited dildo. Might as well roll them up, Fonzie.
Wife beaters are a must. For other tank tops I go with the ringed old navy ones.
For stuff where t-shirts and tank tops aren't OK usually a polo shirt will work. Anything that requires a more formal dress you shouldn't be going to. I recently discovered the golf shirt on me, which I like. I stole some Nike ones from Big Ron and they seem to do me well. Problem is, they have to be tucked in which I'm not a big fan of. Cramps my style.
Another must have is the Adidas warm-up top. Yeah, with the pants it makes a tracksuit, which is sweet, but they can be worn separately. I love the jacket with jeans.
Shoes, recently, are the Salomon amphibious ones. My little brother Andy sent me a pair and I love them. Tying shoes are for suckers. Any thing that requires dressier shoes than something you can workout in - you shouldn't be there either.
OK, that's it for now. Female fashion comes tomorrow.
Yeah, it's 12:40 and I'm home from work. The missus said I could get a new PS2 so I've got a bad case of GTA fevah!