First Head Awards
That sounds weird.
OK here we go.
Best President - TR
Best Baldwin - Daniel
Best Scotch - Macallan
Best pop singer who thinks he's not - Billy Idol
Best band I've discovered the past week - Against Me!
Best Roberts sibling - Eric
Best Cartoon Character - Homer Simpson (the original but his reign is being threatened) [Runners up: Carl (ATHF), The Monarch (Venture Bros), Cotton Hill (King of the Hill), Peter Griffin (Family Guy) , Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)]
Best Noncartoon TV show - Deadwood [runners up: The Shield, 24 (ninja), Carnivale, Arrested Development-honorable mention)]
Best Founding Father - Jefferson
Best casino game - Craps
Best main course - rack of lamb
Best Digestif - Calvados
Best Digestif for watching TV high - Germain-Robin Grappa
Best Boxer in his prime - Roy Jones Jr.
Best Scientist - Darwin (runner up: Einstein)
Best Movie (Drama) - Miller's Crossing
Best Movie (Comedy) - Super Troopers
Best Movie (Action) - Blade
Best Worst Show that I Fucking Hate and Pray to God does not have another Season- American Idol
Best Intellectual - Christopher Hitchens
Best Bathroom in Head Manor if you're Hungover - The one off of the living room
Best Book (nonfiction/nonbiographical) - Guns, Germs, and Steel (Jared Diamond)
Best Book (fiction) - Moby Dick
Best Biography - Adolf Hitler (Toland)
More to come.
posted by The Head @ 10:47 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Crap. I didn't win anything.
Next time you're hung over, I'm going to sneak the entire cast of American Idol, especially Ryan Seacrest, into the bathroom off the living room.
Isabella, you win the Spirit Award!
Give me an "H"!
Ryan Seacrest is dreamy.
I've seen better lists, but not many.
It's a sad day in Blogtopia when The Head endorses slave-rape.
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