Monday, June 25, 2007

OMFG. Guys and Dolls.

So Lady Head and I were flipping around after John From Cincinnatti and during the commercials during Ice Road Truckers and found the most disturbing, yet intriguing show ever.
It's called Love me, Love my Doll and it's really freaky. IT's on BBC America.
Basically it's about these men who have these $10K life-like dolls that they have relationships with instead of real women. They take them places, have sex with them, etc.

I really don't know how to describe it. I'd also advise not to be high when you watch it.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Hugh Jackman sucks as Wolverine.


Yep, super timely post here.
Screw you, anyways I was watching one of the X-Men movies the other day. Something about Jackman's Wolverine always bothered me. It's his running. First off, he runs like a sissy. Second, this is Wolverine who's all rage-filled and whatnot. He should be lunging at you out of control and crash right into you. Not stutter-stepping into you. In the second movie when he goes all raging at the SWAT team in the mansion there's a scene where he's charging some of the commandos. He's doing this pussified yell while running at them. He's running while standing straight up and down and he pulls up at the end before he slashes. Twatariffic!
In the 3rd movie he does something similar in the forest when that guy is throwing shit at him. At least here he slams into the guy but when he's running he's deflecting shit with his claws while doing his fast babysteps.
Get some friggin' wires on him or something.

Also, Wolverine shouldn't be attractive. Women should not be turned on by him with his shirt off.

Man, that was an incredibly geeky post. I'm going to kick my own ass now.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Hell's Kitchen


Good Lord, I am turning intosome kind of monster.
I remember bitching to people "What kind of douchebag watches that show? It's just some asshole yelling."
Well, I was in a rut since many of my shows - 24, The Shield, etc. are done for the year. So I was flipping around last week and figured that I could entertain myself yelling at what a stupid show it is.
Well, I like it. WTF is wrong with me?

I think it's like Sex and the City - I liked that show and still have no idea why.

Help me.